[MahiMike]

Originally Posted by gblowfish

An NFL Primer on Media Speak.
What is Said = What it Means:

•Struggling = Sucking like a Hoover

•Working Hard = Going through the motions

•Didn't Get It Done = Losing like a pussy

•Ran Out of Time = Wouldn't have won in a million years

•Figure it Out = Don't have a frickin' clue

•Look at the Tape = Go on a Two Day Bender

•Stepping Into the Throw = Not Going Fetal like a Pussy

•Continue to Play Hard = Plan Your January Vacation

•He's a Professional = He'll be a Free Agent Soon

•He Knows Football = He's Past his Prime

•I'm 100 Percent Confident In Him = Dead Man Walking

•It's a Process = Three Year Contract Extension

•We'll have competition at QB = Brady Quinn & Ricky Stanzi

•Together is Powerful = Have a Sweatshop Jersey, Sucker.

very nice