How hard would it be to get the KC Chiefs Franchise into the obituary column of the Star? Or maybe an ad near that section that looks like an obit. The day of the service could be held on a home gameday, and list a certain parking lot as the location. I think that would be funny as ****, and you could probably get quite a few drunk pissed assholes to play along too. It would make it a great time to black out arrowhead too.
Main Entry: bowe·ner
Date: circa 2007