I followed up with PFT and sent along the KSHB story.
Teedubya's career makes this story A LOT more intriguing.
From: Pioli, Scott
Sent: Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 8:50 AM
To: Hamilton, Brandon
Subject: RE: AC in Weight Room
Brandon - gum wrapper and ball of hair on player staircase for two days now...