[Buns]

I've met Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam, and Maria from WWE at two different signings.

I used to work on the Strip a few years back in Room Service. Served Sylvester Stallone a few times. Made him a Cranberry Vodka which he snatched from my paw as soon as it was made. Pam Anderson used to have a stage show and I would set up her backstage drinks and food things. Amy Winehouse and Dita Von Tease (sp?) were backstage for the premiere. I had to beat cheeks across the property and back for a fifth of Jack Daniels which Winehouse promptly mouth hugged.

Set up backstage stuff for Dave Mathews and Trey Anastasio, who are both super nice.

Saw Mike Tyson's crazy looking ass a few times up in the tower.

Served Criss Angel, he's nice.

Dropped something off in Jim Lampley's room once. He had a fine ass girl in his room. When I came it he was in the process of rolling up some fine smelling dank. Room stunk of it.

Probably served a few more that I don't remember. The biggest one was when I was helping out my butler buddy with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver. We set up some fine sushi platter business and just stood in the corner, waiting to top off their Cristal. Arnold had some dude who was probably an Austrian bodybuilder because he was huge and sounded just like Arnold. After they left, we polished off the sushi and cracked another bottle of Rose, on Terminator's comped tab.