Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud
I think one of the dudes on Planet Kolob may have mentioned that last time we were all partying but I was too busying getting serviced by three blondes hotties who gave great blowjobs but due to their religion, shunned intercourse.
Man, mormons have this shit figured out!
ALTHOUGH! I think we could create a better one ourselves... when I start my cult, you want to be a prophet? I'm taking applications. Though it is tempting to make this a female only cult(barring me of course). Hmmm, need to work out the specifics on this.