07-18-2012, 09:44 PM
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#105
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MVP
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Missouri
Casino cash: $72250
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo
My girlfriend is lucky her nostril is slightly larger than my penis.
SLIGHTLY.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo
Sometimes I like to blow a hot wad in my girlfriend's ear when she's sleeping. I figure if she doesn't awaken to the noise of furious fapping right next to her head then she deserves it.
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