(the CP story so far)
The last time i sucked a cold beer down (this is dumb) i got so wasted i shat and it stank in her closet, she luv it.
i found a honey badger with a Cassel jersey, i asked him about the Mustache..
he just laughed.
As he continued "Hey Terd Burglar" it was free as a bird, so Gonzo said Lumpy is going to kick your mothers ball sack and then lick her own crotch, To his suprise it was furry and cheese filled.
a Packer fan? "i think not".
Anyway she was preforming a BoneKrusher, which really means the opposite of Touchdown Kansas City, A 'Check Down' or aids tree.
one who sucks the peniss was the last Head Coach we... What the ****?
Houston: Go get em'.