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Originally Posted by lewdog
No shit. For all this "speed" that dbag Dyson has, he doesn't do shit in the field, let alone he never gets on base.
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He compliments his speed with the most dazzling lack of baseball instincts that I've ever seen. He's Joey Gathwright-lite.
I don't give a shit if you don't believe in statistical analysis, but even "traditionalists" should be able to see that Dyson is a bag of dicks everywhere on the diamond, from the box to the grass.
He's fast, though, TRED! Better bat that sumbitch leadoff! Put 'em in CF!