O Festivus
(To the tune of 'O Christmas Tree')
O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
An aluminum pole, it's tinsel free,
And feats of strength, who can pin me?
O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us.
No raining blows, for sake of a doll,
Just grievances, aired to you all.
O Festivus, O Festivus,
Costanza's day, for the rest of us!
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If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy.
-Joe Tracy (Nzoner)
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