Originally Posted by The Rick
Nobody watched the Sheen roast last night? I'm disappointed...
Forgot about one of the best jokes of the night. Can't remember who told it, but it went like this:
"Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have a lot in common. They were both big stars in the '80s, and now both are having their old slots filled by Ashton Kutcher!"
I watched it. It was pretty good.
My favorite, I forgot who said it, but it went something like this:
"With all the damage you've been doing to your kidneys, liver, lungs and heart, I'm amazed the only thing you've had removed were your kids!"