Originally Posted by Stewie
My buddy was pulling his bass boat down the highway at about 70 mph when it came off the trailer. It skidded wildly and flipped a couple of times and ended up down an embankment. He sent pictures to the manufacturer of the carnage because water is alot like asphalt and someone might drown.
I didn't realize Frankie had a boat.
"That's the reason my FFL team name is TrentGreenLeadBlock. When you see this mother****er coming around the corner on a block, put your children to bed and batten down the hatch on your girl's snatch, because the same power that destroys defenders can scar the minds of the youth and simultaneously impregnate any woman within sight, live or on television."