Cuz he saw a priest?
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Originally Posted by Stryker
Three elderly men were having a conversation at the local nursing home regarding their problems. The 70 year old man said “Every morning at 6:00 a.m I have to get up and pee and can’t fall back to sleep until around 7:30 when I return from the bathroom.” The 80 year old man claimed “That’s nothing! Each morning around 7 o’clock I have the urge to take a bowl movement but because I am so old, it takes over an hour to finish and by then I can never get back to sleep.” The 90 year old man laughed at the other two. “Ha, every morning at 5:00 I pee like a race horse and around 6:00 I crap like a goose. The problem is I don’t get up until 9:30.”
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Originally Posted by 4th and Long
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring.
Crouching down to the child's level, the priest smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?"
To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"
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Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
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