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Funny story:
Shortly after Tiger first came out on tour, he played a practice round with Phil for a little bit of money. Tiger was up, but Phil kept pressing. Eventually, they reach a long-ish par 3 with the wind into them. Phil, says out loud to Bones, "Jeez, I'm going to have to step all over this five to get it there." In reality, he's hitting 7. Tiger pulls a 6 iron, and airmails the green by 30 yards.
After Tiger pays him, Phil puts a photocopy of the 100 dollar bills and a smiley face in Tiger's locker with the message, "Benji and his friends enjoy their new home."
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