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Originally Posted by H5N1
she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:
1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)
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She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.
But yeah, you do have a point...she left.
By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.