I can honestly say this is one of the single greatest, and funniest, things I've ever seen on the internet. Absolutely hilarious in every way, and had me literally at the point of laughter tears two or three times. My throat actually hurts now from when I laughed so hard every time Mr. Draftabulator verbally rapes Wendy.
Jesus f'ing Christ. A+. Thread of the Year so far by 100,000 miles.