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Originally Posted by Rain Man
Shouldn't she sign her wedding certificate with her maiden name? Otherwise, you can't tell who got married other than her first name.
Or was this the guest book or something? And did they have a lot of guests at their wedding? I would bet that it was a small affair.
Actually, the more I think about it, their wedding would have been kind of interesting.
Justice of the Peace: Do you take her for your lawfully wedded wife, until death do you part?
Hitler: Ja, ja, and on that topic we might want to hurry up.
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More like their honeymoon.
Eva: Adolf, dear, where should we go?
Adolf: Vell, I am the dictatorial ruler of all Germany! Currently that means we can go about 100 yards in any direction outside of my bunker.
Eva: Ok. We can stay here and cuddle tonight. What about tomorrow?
Adolf: Ja. Tomorrow. I think I shall go to hell.
Eva: This wasn't the honeymoon package I was looking for...