[PunkinDrublic]

I worked at the Millers woods baseball complex in south Johnson County the summer I finished high school. Anyway I worked in the batting cages and my job was to fill up the pitching machine with the rubber batting cage baseballs. It was hot as hell and I couldn't leave my post unless it wasn't busy which was almost never. Sometimes to break the monontony I would **** with some of the people batting by reving up the machine to pitch 100mph. It was funny as hell to see the astonished look on some peoples faces as they had no clue it was me messing with them. Kind of an evil thing to do.

The worst job literally put my life at risk. When I was in college I worked a lot of overnight security jobs. Usually it was a piece of cake as I could study, do my rounds and watch movies all night. I wanted to make some extra cash so I got offered this temporary armed post at this textile factory for almost double what I was making. What I wasn't told was that the textile factory was in a shitty part of west Dallas and the reason they needed some armed security guards was because the factory had recently laid off a bunch of employees and the employees later returned to shoot up the place. Luckily nothing happened the 2 or 3 weeks that I worked there but I was on edge the entire time.