Originally Posted by TinyEvel

I did.

Was my pal's family friend's daughter. the parents all want bowling together every Tuesday. Kinds (old teenagers) hung out at the apartment and watched movies.

He gave me the heads up she was there (I had made out with her at their Christmas party a couple weeks earlier).

I jumped on my 10-speed (I was 15) and rode over. Hung out for a few minutes, then went into his mom's room and made out and did the deed.
T'was awesome. She was incredible, skinny, blonde and had, like, 36DDs.

I left about an hour later and started to ride home, then my bike chain broke after two blocks. I walked my block like two miles home, went in the house and joined my family watching "Battle of the Network Stars"

I remember thinking to myself, as I watched Barbie Benton and Patrick Duffy row a plastic canoe across a swimming pool, "Well, that was it. There it was. We now return you to your normal 10-speed bike and shit TV show teenage life. Thanks for participating.