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Originally Posted by Simply Red
is that Lane Kiffin?
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so, i was sitting next to larry david in the front row when this little hardbody asked me if i wanted something to drink. at first all i could think of was slicing her open and watching her blood ooze on to the floor in front of millions of people and maybe NENE would slip and pull his only testicle, but then i regained my composure and ordered a corona with J&B straight, and relief washed over me in an awesome wave.