[badgirl]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

Crazycoffee, Claythan and Hootie are all at a sports bar drinking beer when suddenly a bus crashes into the front of it and kills all three of them. They all go to heaven where St. Peter explains the rules of the probationary period.
St. Peter stated that all three of them must walk around necked for 30 days and if any of them had an impure thought, their wings would fall off and they would drop to hell.

A week into it, the three had done an astounding job not having any impure thoughts when suddenly, out of no where a beautiful brunette woman walks by. Crazycoffee tried to look away and not have any unjust thoughts of lust but alas, his wings fell off and he dropped to hell.

Well, after seeing this, both Claythan and Hootie were scared straight to say the least. Unfortunately, to Hooties demise a beautiful red headed woman walked by. She was absolutely gorgeous and he could not help it. Suddenly his wings fell, thinking quickly however, he bent over to grab them and suddenly Claythan lost his wings.