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Originally Posted by Jilly
Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?
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my xbox red ****ing lighted...
Rewind one month.
Typical day in the life of me...
5 PM - wake up
5:30 PM - wash marker off of my face from night before
5:45 PM - sign into xbox live
7:30 PM - punch wall really hard after losing a game of doubles because I did something stupid
9 PM - last game
9:30 PM - really, last game
10 PM - last game
10:05 PM - shower time
10:19 PM - bar time
4 AM - blackout time
DO YOU SEE WHAT NOT HAVING AN XBOX HAS DONE TO ME?! I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE 5 PM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! IF SOMEONE BUYS ME AN XBOX (CANT CUT INTO MY BOOZE MONEY) I SWEAR I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND ONLY RETURN AS A LURKER. THAT'S A PROMISE. $200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.