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Old 04-16-2009, 08:27 AM   #87
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Originally Posted by gblowfish View Post
Lindsay Lohan is looking for a new boyfriend....

As I've said before, take her out, get her really drunk, take her back to her house, use her like a roll of paper towels, steal $40 from her purse, take a dump in her fridge crisper bin, disappear, never call her again.

Ten years from now she'll be a smile on your face that your wife won't understand.




I'd love to have that story to tell my friends. "So, I got her drunk, ****ed her in the ass - HARD - and when she passed out, I shit in her fridge."
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