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Originally Posted by T.B.A.
Avoiding the fact that I have recently claimed to be gay.....do me Rainman.
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Hang on, let me get your aura here.......okay, got it.
T.B.A. is tall and lean, about 5 feet 7. She has shoulder-length blonde hair, a slightly crooked smile that she thinks is ugly without knowing that men find it irresistable, and breasts that...
Wait. Sorry. I was picking up T And A's aura, not T.B.A. Let me start over.
T.B.A. is a solid man, and powerful. He has broad, thick shoulders genetically arisen from centuries of hard-labor ancestors, and the left one bears a tattoo that is the Chinese lettering of the phrase "List of Chinese Tattoos - Pick One". He has remarkably hairy arms, a nice set of teeth, and occasionally uses the tweezers to keep a unibrow at bay. His nostrils are smaller than average. Stylewise, he's prone to Dockers and western shirts with mother-of-pearl snaps, and his shoe soles are indicative of a mild pronation of the feet.