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Originally Posted by Claythan
Why is it that I can get reasonably blitzed but still not have the balls to try and hook up? I probably left that bar 10 minutes too early, because right now I feel gooooooooooood. Shit, I must be a lightweight, all I had was a double gin and tonic.
Too bad. Those chicks were hot. I seriously was there at like 1:40, had a drink, and left at 2:10. Where were the drunk, horny chicks who would supposedly throw themselves at me?
BUT I CAN STILL SPELL.
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If you're waiting for a chick to throw themselves at you while at a bar....it's not going to happen.
Seriously you need to do one of two things.......either start throwing yourself out there and just saying **** it. Or you can go drop a $100 on a call girl and get it over with. At this point in time you have to do either one to move on....otherwise you'll be stuck here.
Hell for all I know you could just not be a virgin...and this is all a joke to you.