Why is it that I can get reasonably blitzed but still not have the balls to try and hook up? I probably left that bar 10 minutes too early, because right now I feel gooooooooooood. Shit, I must be a lightweight, all I had was a double gin and tonic.
Too bad. Those chicks were hot. I seriously was there at like 1:40, had a drink, and left at 2:10. Where were the drunk, horny chicks who would supposedly throw themselves at me?
BUT I CAN STILL SPELL.
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