06-26-2008, 10:17 AM
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#1664
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Obligatory Thoughtcriminal
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Flux,awaiting an observer
Casino cash: $10004900
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Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face
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http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wanna-be-an.php
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Originally Posted by tooge
some of it is implied. Let me help you out. you need a necklace. preferably some sort of vague meaningless symbol that will fool most dumb gals into thinking it means something surreal. Next, get a huge belt buckle, but do not, I repeat, do not, use it to actually hold your pants up. You want to show some of your boxers, ya know, like the rappers started a few years back when we were kids. Then, and only then should you get the spray tan. Oh , and dont waste money on the spray tan until you have had your chest hairs waxed off.
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Do you have to be prematurely balding, like the guy in the picture? Is that optional?
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