Chicks dig me, because i rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.
Here I am with my girlfriend, her girlfriend and my therapist.
We like to roll around in a big bag of shake and bake together, then we nibble the crust off each others neather regions.
And I don't ride a pussy motorcycle. I have a limo. That way I don't have to pick the bugs out of my teeth.
Sincerely,
Hugh
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