Originally Posted by Iowanian
I wonder what your wife was doing when you were chasing the Big Montana to Louisiana?
Was she smiling when you got home? Smell like ups boxes?
You don't want "your best friend" back....you want to still sniff poon that isn't yours.
Maybe your wife will google this thread and half of your problem will be solved.
that wouldn't work, i tried to get her to leave me for so long so that i could be happy but she never did, i didn't have big enough balls to walk out, and i couldn't get past thinking of not being with my kids everyday.