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Originally Posted by Reaper16
I know this vagrant downtown in my hometown. We call him "Tweaker Mike." Anyway, he was drinking Turkey one night and kept calling it the "Funky Chicken," always proclaiming that it was "smooth." My friend Nick takes a shot, and was offered a chaser by some other guy there. Nick was like "No, I'm good, actually."
Mike then said "See? That Funky Chicken is smoooth!"
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Surprisingly, Turkey is pretty smooth for a 101 proof whiskey.
I don't know about the name "Funky Chicken" though....
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