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Three guys go to heaven. God asks the first guy how many times he's cheated on his wife. The first guy replies that he's only cheated on his wife five times. God says "not bad, you get to drive a yugo." So the guy got in his new car and drove off. The second guy was asked the same question, and replied that he only cheated on his wife once. God replied: "Good, you'll get to drive this luxury sedan." The third guy was asked the same question and replied: "I've never cheated on my wife at all. For my entire life, I have been faithful to only one woman." God replied: "Great, you have lived a pure life. You get to drive this Jaguar.
A while later, the three guys met up and noticed the guy in the Jaguar was bawling like a baby. The first guy replied "hey, why are you crying? You're driving around in a Jaguar after all." The guy in the Jaguar responded: "I just saw my wife... and she was riding a skateboard."
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