[greg63]

Originally Posted by kcchiefsguru

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
ticked off. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE"!

The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the
box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.