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hilary clinton and her driver are traveling down an old road when they come around a sharp corner and hit and kill a cow right infront of an old farm house.
the driver says to hilary he had better go explain what happened to the farmer, so he walks up to the house
about an hour later the driver returns to the car, his clothes are torn, he has lipstick smeared allover his face, a bottle of fancy wine in one hand and an expencive cigar in his mouth
hillary says what happpened to you
he said im hillary clintons driver and i just killed the old cow and the rest happened so fast i couldnt stop it
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quote lost in translation
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