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Little Johnny's teacher was undecided as to whether to pass him to the next grade, so she asked the principal for his advice.
The principal recmmended that she give Little Johnny a test while he listened on the intercom. They could then discuss whether it would be appropriate to pass him based on his test results.
The teacher brought Little Johnny in and told him she would give him a test to determine whether he would pass to the next grade.
First question: "Little Johnny, what do dogs do in the back yard that you wouldn't want to step in?"
Little Johnny thought about it for a second and replied, "Dig holes."
The teacher said, "Very good, Little Johnny. Second question: what do cows have four of that women only have two of?"
Little Johnny thought about it for a second and replied: "Legs."
The teacher said, "Very good, Little Johnny. Last question: what do men have in their pants that women don't have in theirs?"
Little Johnny thought about if for a second and replied: "Pockets"
The teacher said, "Very good, Little Johnny. You may go outside."
She then looked up at the intercom and asked, "What do you think, Principal?"
The principal replied: "Oh just go ahead and pass him. I missed all three of those questions."
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