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A blond had been fishing on the shore of a lake without any success at all; when suddenly she noticed that on the opposite side of the lake another blond fishing who was reeling in one fish after the other. So the first blond yells over to the second: "How do I get over to the other side of the lake?" The second yells back in response: "Silly, you're on the other side!".
Side note: We were coming home from eating breakfast at a local diner, and I had been nursing a to-go cup of orange juice while driving to my parent’s house for a visit. My dad being in the car next to myself told this joke, and I was careful to time my sips so as not to have a gulp full of juice in my mouth when he reached the punch line. My dad told the joke, we all got a good laugh and I took another drink; when suddenly my youngest who was about eleven at the time says: "Thank you!" in the vein of the "first blond" in the joke. Needless to say I shot juice through my nose and had the entire front dash and windshield to clean off when I got to my parents house.
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