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JimBob was stopped by a game warden in Texas recently with two ice chests of fish. He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked JimBob, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"No sir, I ain't got none of them fishing licenses but you gotta understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Yip. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim 'round for a while, then I whistle and they jump right back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" said
the warden.
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment
and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Warden, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, " I've GOT to see this!"
JimBob poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the JimBob.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
JimBob said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.
"........what fish?" asked JimBob.
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