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Old 05-10-2006, 07:14 PM   #23
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Join Date: May 2006
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Originally Posted by Otter
Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

Iíve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. Heís been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Seeing the light
Your deeds have been duly noted.
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