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Frankie · 04-22-2006, 02:03 PM

A Bronco fan was taken to the ER with severe 3rd degree burns on both sides of the face. While being treated he was asked how this happened.

"Well," He said painfully, "I was alone at home and was ironning. The phone rang and I got confused. I picked up the hot iron instead of the phone and burned the side of my face with it."

"That explains one side of your face." Said the doctor, "But you have burns on both sides!"

"Are you kidding?" Protested the patient, "I had to call 9-1-1 myself!"

04-22-2006, 02:03 PM	#257
Frankie Banned Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	A Bronco fan was taken to the ER with severe 3rd degree burns on both sides of the face. While being treated he was asked how this happened. "Well," He said painfully, "I was alone at home and was ironning. The phone rang and I got confused. I picked up the hot iron instead of the phone and burned the side of my face with it." "That explains one side of your face." Said the doctor, "But you have burns on both sides!" "Are you kidding?" Protested the patient, "I had to call 9-1-1 myself!" Last edited by Frankie; 04-22-2006 at 02:23 PM..
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