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Originally Posted by Cochise
Two molecules were walking down the street and accidentally bumped into each other. The first molecule says, "I'm sorry, are you all right?" and the second one says "No, I lost an electron!" The first one says "Well, are you sure?" so the second one replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he pulls out his wallet to pay the bartender, the bartender says, "Whoa, whoa, its ok. For you NO CHARGE!"