I had an ex out in Cali while I was on the road , after we split up (she loved the booz more than me) she’d call my cell in the wee hours of the morning. (Guess she forgot there’s a 4.5 hour time difference between NL, and El Centro) am and leave slurred drunken messages like "I just want to hear your voice".Finally stopped when she called one night and the girlfriend (now wife) answered the phone.I’d told my better half all about this chick, all she said was "Let me handle this bitch"There’s nothing quite like one woman telling off another.
She’s never called since
