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Old 01-20-2006, 12:37 PM   #408
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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
Heh... the socks discussion reminds me of a story.

Once upon a time... when I was somewhat younger, I found myself having drunken sex with a girl. Post-coitus she requested that I set my alarm for some obnoxious early hour. I planned to do it, but thought I'd give her a hard time first. When I initially suggested that I would not set the alarm, she lost it. Being 21, a dickhead, and extremely intoxicated, I found this amusing. And decided to see how far I could push it. Everything she said, I just came up with the most dickheaded response I could think of. It didn't take long to have her getting dressed and wanting to leave right then.

Now... here's the thing. As part of getting dressed, she'd put on a sweatshirt of mine. She'd been wearing it earlier outside to smoke a cigarette. When a pledge had been secured to drive her home, I demanded the sweatshirt back before she leave. She pleaded that it was cold outside. That she'd leave it in the pledge's car. I was insistent. I had to have it that instant.

Of course... I was TRYING to be a dick. I knew I was being unreasonable. That was the point.

Heh... maybe it's only funny to me. Most of my posts are.
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