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This isnt as severe as some of the others here, but I saw the early warning signs of pyschoisms and got out early....
Her: "Where have you been, I thought you left work at 5? I called your house at 5:15 and you didnt answer????"
Her: "wanna have lunch?
Me: "cant make it...tied up in meetings"
(I go to lunch late at 2 or 3pm later that day)
Her (calling later): "Hey....I thought you couldnt go to lunch???"
Me (scared sh*tless): "I couldnt have lunch with you today...tied up"
Her:"Well, I noticed your car was parked in a different spot than it was in the morning, so you must have gotten out for lunch at some point!"
That was the end of that. Thank God I got out alive.
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