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This joke was Jimmy Stewarts favorite joke.
A man and his wife were having breakfast. Margret said to John, "If I would die, would you get married right away?"
John stated "That is the darnest thing to ask, here we are having breakfast on this wonderful morning and you bring up this horrible question about death, I am not going to talk to you about this. Forget about it."
Well she didn't forget about it and brought it up again later that night. John stated his same response. This went of for 3 days. With the same question..."If I die, would you remarry?"
Finally, he gave up and said "yes, does that settle the question?" Margret then asked, "Would you sell the house?" "No, no I wouldn't sell the house". "Would you sell our bed?" "No, it is our bed, no".
"Well you wouldn't let her touch my golf clubs." "No, of course not, she is left handed."
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