Old thread that has been buried. It can be resurrected.
A politician was campaigning in a rural district trying to elicit support. In a small town, he ran into the towns' Mayor. He asked "I am trying to help, what are your two main issues you are having problems with and I will try to solve them.
The Mayor said "We have a new hospital with no new Doctors."
"No problem" stated the politician. He immediately got on his cell phone, made a few calls then stated "I've got it taken care of. In two weeks I have a Doctor coming in."
The Mayor stated, "That is great".
The politician then asked, "What is your second problem for me to solve?"
Mayor says "We have no cell service"
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