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Old 04-21-2024, 06:22 PM   #787
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A politician was campaigning in a rural district trying to elicit support. In a small town, he ran into the towns' Mayor. He asked "I am trying to help, what are your two main issues you are having problems with and I will try to solve them.

The Mayor said "We have a new hospital with no new Doctors."

"No problem" stated the politician. He immediately got on his cell phone, made a few calls then stated "I've got it taken care of. In two weeks I have a Doctor coming in."

The Mayor stated, "That is great".

The politician then asked, "What is your second problem for me to solve?"

Mayor says "We have no cell service"
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