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Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo
Show us on the doll how Wichita put its fingers inside of you.
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Among a great number of issues I have with Wichita... my wife died there in a vehicle collision. This after promising her that we would live everywhere across the US (which we did) and that we would never die there (because I expected we would be elsewhere when it happened).
That aside... I lived there for WAY the **** too long and am very acquainted with the politics of the village. Wichita wants to be OKC/Tulsa but is essentially a larger Emporia. 83 shitty places to eat, and two decent ones, within a 10 minute drive.
You like concerts? Better love country because pretty much nothing else goes to that steep AF bullshit Intrust Arena. Wanna go to dive bars and listen to local bands instead? Wichita is such a cultural hub and a center for the arts that the city feels inclined to claim Martina McBride as their own despite her being from an hour and a half away from Wichita. The biggest group to come out of Wichita itself is unknown because no band from Wichita has had even the remotest of commercial success.
You like sports? There are plenty of semi-pro teams out there that the city will refuse to support (how the Thunder have managed to make Wichita their home is beyond me though their early championships when Dejardains in net probably did a lot to cement the team to the city.
You enjoy history? Go take a tour of the two single shittiest museums I have ever been to in Cowtown and the NA museum.
Do you enjoy beer? Awesome... because there are 83 small breweries in town that all serve ok beer.
There is **** all going on in Wichita other than meth, movies, and restaurants.
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Originally Posted by HemiEd
My guess he is a fan of team the Shockers have made habit of piss pounding.
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At what? The Shockers suck more AIDS riddled micro dick than Billay. An All-Star team assembled form the local high schools would give the current Shocker MBB team more than it could handle.
Wichita is an infected cyst on the asshole of America (the asshole of America being the entire state of Kansas).