[Wallcrawler]

We will choke the game away to the Bills, in a game where we tear Josh Allen a new asshole all game, and go back into cruise control and just watch it slip through our fingers in the second half with amazing plays like BBQ sauce better job, and Harlem Globetrotter 3rd and 1 that get thoroughly destroyed by the defense.

After the game Jawaan Taylor laments being a RT in the NFL with Parkinsons in a sympathy bid to make the refs look evil for flagging his incessant twitching.


We don't lose again after this shitshow. Mahomes goes nuclear, kicks Nagy in his pissflaps, shoves a greaseburger in Andy's mouth handing him his next state farm script to review and assumes all playcalling responsibilities for the games going forward, then implements the penalty for dropped passes is a Butker practice field goal with their ballsack standing in for the football.

Inspired by watching Skyy Moore's tiny testes explode like burning deer ticks in a coffee can, as Butker casually kicks a 65 yard fg with his raisin sac, the rest of the receiving corps never lets another pass go through their hands again.