[HC_Chief]

Originally Posted by seclark

Well it can happen to anyone.
My wife and I were in a restaurant once and I started feeling strange. My guts were rumbling, so I made a quick trip to the shitter, and no sooner had I gotten there, I started puking blood. Lots of blood. I was afraid to go back to our table and cause a scene, so I figured I’d just go out to the car and wait for her to come out.

I got out in the parking lot and took a couple steps and passed out, hitting my head on the ****ing pavement. Rolled around a little, then crawled over to our car and climbed into the passenger seat. After a few minutes, my wife came out looking for me, saw my head bleeding and my face ashen, and took me to the hospital.

As she was in one room checking me in, I was in the room with patients waiting to be admitted, sitting next to a man and his wife who was getting ready to have her baby. They were both on their phones talking to people, I guess telling them they were having their baby.

Then my guts started rumbling again. But I didn’t think I was gonna puke. And I was so ****in dizzy from loss of blood, I think. All I could do was sit there and shit my pants full of blood. And it was loud, long and watery.

That pregnant couple next to me both got really quiet for a couple seconds, then he helped her up and took her to the other room where my wife was, then she came running out. I told her I shit myself, and needed to be taken to a car wash.

Bleeding ulcer. Can’t remember how many units of blood. A week in the hospital.

But the worst part was shitting myself next to the pregnant woman.
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