[GloryDayz]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

Im in a constant battle with the fam over these goddamn dogs on the couch.

I'm the only person in the house that demands the dogs stay off the furniture.

And the ****ing dogs know it too.

As soon as i open my bedroom door in the morning i can see the little bastards jump off the couch. They KNOW. I don't even have to say shit. They just jump off.

But when im not home, or if im asleep....or its just the kid and wife or mother in law....those little ****ers take full advantage.

I'm pretty sure they'd opine that it's their sofa...