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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi
Crave you beat your meat thinking about taking an imaginary chick to Madagascar?
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Crave : man if I could get a girlfriend, not the meth mouth down the street.
An ACTUAL girlfriend, and we could get out of this trailer park, oh man…. I’d be the man sooooo bad! God she’d want me more than anyone has ever wanted a guy with a sweet single wide. Taking her to Belize, where I can show EVERYONE how awesome I’d look with a girl by my side, again not the meth mouth from down the street, and the people would all be so jealous of me…. Oh God it would ….. be sooo….. damnit, I just came….. I bet my girlfriend would LOVE my premature ejaculation ….. and my Micropenis…. And my erectile dysfunction…. She’d love all of it!!!