[eDave]

My best friend and his life partner and I share a close friendship with her friend Laura. Laura has a daughter who is a cross trainer/fitness addict and is very ugly.

One night the three of us were at Christie's and out comes the daughter, all yanked up and not seeing us. But there we were, staring at our good friends daughters butthole.

My friend calls her and asked why we are staring at her daughters butthole and she just said, "oh, she's doing that again? She didn't tell me."

We were pretty high and that was not going to work for us so we left.