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Originally Posted by Steron
You could always slip one past the goalie. The boobie fairy will visit naturally.
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And for 4 months during the pregnancy it works out pretty well for you. Then for 12 months afterwards they're the ultimate cock-tease (because they hurt AND the sex drive is gone) before the boob fairy returns. Then she tells you that they were only on a short-term lease, takes them away AND charges usurious interest.
So now you're STILL funding the tits several months later only the goblin you created in the process is now using all the money you could otherwise be spending to have it done by a real surgeon rather than the guy you're gonna have to pay in Mexico who will do it for 37 pesos and a Zagnut bar.
I recommend not doing that. Unless you prefer nipples that point 53 degrees in the opposite direction and cock-blocking toddlers.